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by EFFIN BIRDS

Effin' Birds 2023 Page-a-Day Calendar

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$24.00

The Effin' Birds warehouse is sold out, but there are thousands of copies on store shelves around the world. Call your local bookstore, or click here for more online ordering options. 

This daily calendar features a year’s worth of foul-mouthed fowls with snarky and profanity-laden THINGS TO SAY. Let this edgy desktop calendar make each day of 2023 a little more hilarious.

Birds that swear? Yes, please! Each day of this highly entertaining day-to-day calendar combines vintage wood-cut drawings with humorous and explicit captions, that will both shock and entertain you.

Features include:
•    5.25 x 4.375" page size
•    Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
•    Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
•    Full-color tear-off pages
•    Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
•    Day/Date reference on each page
•    Combined weekend pages
•    Official major world holidays and observances
•    Features vintage bird art accompanied by snarky and profane captions